Friday, February 07, 2025
there was nothing left to wrap
apologies i have been busy unwrapping your cake whilst you were shitfaced down at the anchor we were walking down to meet you but someone stole my dope in springfield park i was so down i wanted no further but just to cheer this sorry sod up your cake looked so good i could not help it i wanted to see it unwrapped and when it was finally there i wanted to taste it and it tasted so good i thought just a little bite then i felt really hungry before i knew what was happening i was gobbling down your cake crumbs all down the beard and icing on the fingers