face of my race
It is harder to impress the older folk with splitting the legs as I used to, they've already seen it for half a lifetime at the very least and have formed opinion on what was good when and everything that comes after. I remember the great leg split of '86, we've never seen anything come so close to total cataclysm. If they can stave off confusion and enter their second infancy carrying around pocket money and not worrying about the mounting costs of living no amount of leg splitting will every interest them again.