dear diary
fuck you diary.
tomorrow i will kill 5 people. then i will eat lunch. i like lunch im going to have a person sandwhich with mayonaisse. cousin betty is the boss. she calls the shots so dont try anything funny, dont try anything at all. cousin betty recorded a number one smash hit in the recording studio today. its called theme from cousin better the movie. it will melt the face off your children. and their childrens children. i am happy today, except when that bird looked at me funny and i got mad. i will eat a motherfucking pigeon sandwhich on saturday.
i visited my bitch slut mum today, kicked her in the vagina and spat in her general direction. im still mad at her from when she interupted my orgy with shane.
total bitch can you kill her please diary?
thanks
i love you
yours incoherently
cousin betty